If you think you've seen a movie
that's the worst movie ever,
and it isn't Cube or Cube 2,
you're just plain wrong.
In "Cube", six strangers awake
in a giant cube. Some rooms
have lethal traps, and all the
rooms move. They try to escape
while fighting among each other.
The majority of the
dialogue consits of "Who are
you" and "Why are we here".
In the end, they all kill each
other except for one person,
an autistic guy, who escapes.
This is the worst movie ever.
I'm still not sure why they made
a sequel. The plot is the same,
but there are eight strangers,
and the traps are more high tech.
Also, the rooms move really
fast, because it's a hypercube.
In the end, one person escapes
and is surrounded by a group
of U.S. Soldiers. She salutes
the leader, and says "Mission complete, sir".
He says "Excellent. Phase 2
is complete."
Then he shoots her in the head
and walks away.
This is the second worst movie
ever, better because of better
special effects.
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